On the table, side by side,
the Book of Mormon and TV Guide.
One is well-worn, cherished with pride-
(Not the Book of Mormon--the TV Guide.)
One is used daily to help folks decide;
(Not the Book of Mormon-- the TV Guide.)
As pages are turned, what shall they see?
Oh, what does it matter: Turn on the TV!
They open the book from which they confide;
(Not the Book of Mormon--the TV Guide.)
The work of the Lord is seldom read,
a verse here and there as they fall into bed,
exhausted and sleepy, tired as can be
(Not from reading scripture--from watching TV.)
So, back to the table, where, side by side,
lay the Book of Mormon and TV Guide.
The plan of salvation is full and free-
But it's found in the Book of Mormon-
            not on TV.
 

Anon.